Noticed that Verizon turned on 5G in my town. The blazing-fast networking future we were promised is here, my friends. 🙄

A smartphone displays internet speed results: 1.9 Mbps download, 1.4 Mbps upload, with latency measurements, against a white background with a FAST logo at the top.

🔗 Contextual Computing with Vision Pro: My Writing Cabin // MacSparky

When I’m not writing, I don’t go to Yosemite to watch a visionOS movie, or check email, or play with some other aspect of visionOS. My brain is already figuring out that Yosemite Valley equals writing. My Mac is far away, back at my studio, along with the the cognitive load that comes with the work I do on my Mac. That’s all a distant memory here in Yosemite Valley. My brain is successfully duped.

Sparks is the king of contextual computing, so I’m not surprised he found another way to trick his brain into productivity.

🆕📝 Crashing Clockwise #539: ‘You Folks Need Some Help’

🎙️: 🇪🇺🧑‍⚖️🍎, 🧳🖥️, 🌐, 🔗🪣, 🕑🔁, and 🖱️.

I’ve never watched an MKBHD video from this angle before!

A large, three-dimensional head-and-shoulder depiction of a man emerges from a flat surface, dominating a dimly lit living room adorned with festive lights.

🔗 Because what the world needs is one more post about their initial reactions to using Vision Pro, here’s mine. // tyler.io

I could hit a baseball wearing this; the pass-through responsiveness is so high. But cameras are cameras, and unless you’re in excellent, balanced lighting conditions, the real world looks like motion-blur through a very fine screen door with sharp, crystal-clear floating windows on top.

I’ll have more to say soon as I wade through my many thoughts about using the Vision Pro, but Tyler nails many of my initial impressions in this piece.

🔗 If you’d bought Apple shares instead of iPhones, you’d now have $147,000 — techcrunch.com // Haje Jan Kamps

I figured a more fair way of calculating it would be to imagine buy a top-of-the-line iPhone every time Apple releases a new iPhone, or spend the same amount on Apple stock. If you had done that, by my calculations, you’d have spent around $16,000 on iPhones over the years (that’s around $20,000 in today’s dollars). If you’d bought Apple shares instead, you’d today have $147,000 or so – or a profit of around $131,000.

😳 📱 💰

🔗 OpenCase: MagSafe Perfected — kickstarter.com

OpenCase is an iPhone case that significantly reduces the issues with MagSafe accessories. It does this by creating an “open” space that holds the MagSafe accessories (we call this the “Accessory-Hold” area). It makes accessories thinner, it makes the case lighter, and it holds MagSafe accessories much more securely.

It’s a really good idea! I don’t typically use a phone case, but this seems like a solid solution to MagSafe fiddliness.

🆕📝 7 Things This Week [#130]

A real hodgepodge this week!

🔗 The iPhone Mini’s long goodbye is complete — but it’s not all bad news — theverge.com // Allison Johnson

But have you ever thought to yourself, “Oh no, I forgot my phone,” and then experienced pure joy as you realized that, no, you did not forget your phone — it’s just so small that you couldn’t feel its weight in your pocket or bag. That happens to me over and over when I switch from a big phone back to my iPhone 13 Mini, and it is a thrill. 

I sure will miss my iPhone 13 mini when it comes time to replace it. But it’s hanging on for now with a replaced battery!

Incredible day in the high peaks to summit Wright Peak! Honestly, best conditions I’ve ever seen it with clear skies, minimal wind, and great trail. Hanging out with Hank and Madonna was an absolute delight! @highpeaksmountainguides 🏔️ 🥾 📷

Three hikers with poles navigate a snowy forest trail, surrounded by snow-laden trees in wintry daylight. A snowshoe-clad hiker stands amidst a snowy landscape with frost-covered trees, under a blue sky with wispy clouds and a subtle rainbow-like halo from sunlight. Three individuals standing atop a snowy mountain, smiling for a selfie, surrounded by a snow-covered landscape under a cloudy sky. A smiling person holding hiking poles stands next to a trail sign in a snowy forest. The sign reads “FOOT TRAIL → WHALES TAIL 5 WRIGHT PEAK 2.6 ALGONQUIN PEAK 2994'↑3.0."

Looks like there was at least one @rebound@hachyderm.io fan at Fifth Avenue this morning. Tim seemed to love the shirt! @Moltz@mastodon.social @lexfri@hachyderm.io @dmoren@zeppelin.flights

Tim Cook greets a customer with a “Gooood Mooorning” shirt outside a an Apple Store; inset shows a news anchor. The text reads: “BREAKING NEWS - APPLE VISION PRO GOES ON SALE - CEO TIM COOK GREETS CUSTOMERS IN NYC - CNBC."

I wonder if I’ll be able to control my upstairs Mac mini with the Vision Pro while downstairs on my couch if I have a keyboard/trackpad there. If so, and if the latency isn’t horrendous, I see that being a huge portability upgrade for my desktop. cc: @gruber@mastodon.social @jsnell@zeppelin.flights

🔗 Joanna Stern wears Apple Vision Pro on Live TV — matthewcassinelli.com // Matthew Cassinelli

@joannastern@mastodon.world is an absolute legend. 😎

🔗 Best laptop of 2024 – Manu

I don’t care about laptops. I don’t even know which laptops came out in 2024. I do know people are interested in knowing which laptop is the best laptop in 2024 which is why I just wasted some of your time (I’m sorry) making you read a silly post about the best laptops in 2024 that has nothing to do with laptops.

Will google pick this one up? […] Who knows! But if for some reason you landed on this blog post searching for the best laptop of 2024 send me an email. I promise you I’ll do my best to help you figure out what’s the best laptop for you.

🧵 I’m reading and watching Vision Pro reviews. Here’s what’s catching my eye…

🎵 I just heard this song in our shop and looked around to see who was watching the Vision Pro ad. It was just the song playing on the radio.

🧗‍♂️ You know those cool climbing movies you’ve seen recently? They, and safe recreation for climbers in wilderness areas are at risk from a bolt prohibition proposed by the US Forest Service and National Park System.

These policies would overturn nearly 60 years of sustainable Wilderness climbing precedent and impact some of America’s most iconic climbs in Yosemite, Rocky Mountain National Park, Joshua Tree, Linville Gorge, the Wind Rivers, Sierra Nevada, and many others.

Please help me to preserve safe climbing by submitting a comment here before tomorrow. (You can copy and paste.) Thank you.

🆕📝 7 Things This Week [#129]

👕, 👩‍💻, 🏚️, 🧑‍🍳, 🕹️, 🌐, and 📧. Plus 5️⃣2️⃣💿, and 🧑‍🎨.

🆕📝 Crashing Clockwise #538: ‘If I Lose It, I’ll Die’

A 🚀 reunion, 📱 widgets, 🐻 controversy, 🔐 features, 🤑 for 📺, and 🚸📺 favorites.

I just updated my ‘Stand Goal Cheater’ shortcut to version 1.6:

Changed the ‘Log Workout’ action’s distance and calorie amounts from decimals to integers (1 inch and 1 calorie) to avoid errors when run in regions where a different symbol is used to designate the decimal. (Thanks Dave!)

Get it here from the HeyDingus Shortcuts Library.

Meme of Ducky from ‘The Land Before Time’ captioned “Yep Yep Yep”.

🔗 PSA for iPhone Users:

After updating to iOS 17.3, consider enabling Stolen Device Protection for iPhone for increased security.

🧗❄️ What an incredible first time over at Poke-O-Moonshine! Positive Thinking was taken, so we hopped on The Waterfall and Goat’s Foot. Both were astounding lines. Technique is slowly improving. Followed up both with no takes, but all the stoke. 📷

An orange climbing rope stretches up a steep, frozen waterfall with intricate ice formations, set against a forested backdrop. A person in a green helmet and sunglasses is taking a selfie in a snowy forested area with rocks partially covered in snow. A rock face adorned with large, cascading icicles set against a wintry, snow-covered ground, under a white, overcast sky. A person ice climbing a frozen waterfall with climbing ropes, against an overcast sky. A person in a green helmet appears in the foreground, taking a selfie with a backdrop of a striking ice-covered rocky cliffside.

Hey Micro.blog users, are you looking for a Dropshare Cloud replacement or just an easy way to quickly share files? I just released my ‘UpShare MB’ shortcut which helps you do just that:

It has several clever features (if I do say so myself) including an optional upload history so that you can easily reshare the items without uploading them again (using a self-managing text file), and a check to make sure the file being shared is supported by Micro.blog (and a fallback to upload it as a ZIP archive if it isn’t).

See it in action and get it here from the HeyDingus Shortcuts Library.

🆕📝 Happy 40th, Mac

A birthday message to the good ol' Macintosh as it completes its 4th decade. 🥳

Welp, I dicked around on my phone for too long today and missed out on chance to complete some outdoor objectives. Good lesson. Do the important stuff first.