Apple Intelligence really does not get sarcasm. But in its ignorance, it did make me smile. Its summary of The Onion’s news that it’s completed its takeover of InfoWars:

Global Tetrahedron has acquired InfoWars and plans to transform it into a platform overflowing with ads, scams, and misinformation. The new InfoWars will be a digital vortex of content, merging talent and media into a single, digestible product. The CEO, Bryce P. Tetraeder, envisions a future where this platform thrives, fueled by the convergence of amateur inquiry, corporate profit, and altered states of mind.