It wouldn’t be another week in Apple without some kind of EU-related action, would it? Apparently not.

“Apple told to pay Ireland €13bn in tax by EU”

That’s a lot of scratch, but as Dan noted, the money is already in escrow, leading me to wonder “Where is this ‘Escrow’? How securely is it guarded? How quickly can I assemble a team of elite misfits to infiltrate ‘Escrow’? Do I have to go to the airport to convert euros to dollars? Where do you do that now?” etc.

— John Moltz, Six Colors

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