Team Jacob or Team Edward?

@mandaris Haven’t read any of the Twilight series, but because I know him from Harry Potter, I’m gonna go Team Edward.

@pratik Constantly make promises to myself about self-improvement projects that “I’ll start tomorrow” yet rarely do.

Mother’s maiden name? Also, last 4 of SS?

@Mtt Suspiciously close to a famous singer’s name, and (split up) numbers in the second and third thirds between 1 and 100. Good luck!

@pratik oh no, not my free and publicly-available shortcuts!

Oh man, the cringiest memories from my drinking days were drunk dials. I called my boss (in NC) from Paris to get him to teach me French phrases while plastered on cheap French red.

@amerpie Oh boy, now that sounds like a story.

@pratik Ye of little faith

@pratik Crazy the maiden name is Beeonsay.

@Mtt Lolz

@pratik What’s brown and sticky?